Twilight!!!

So I can't fathom how 'Twilight' has yet to make the hall of fame. For being so god awful of course. This movie was so ridiculous that you'd think any half intelligent human would notice the whole ridiculousness of it all. But, surprisingly, lots of people enjoyed it. They are most likely the people who enjoy getting their eyes stabbed by toothpicks and filling the holes with lemon juice as well. And I don't understand how they find Edward 'hot' and 'attractive.' He is the biggest creeper I have ever seen! Just think about it, if some old man with thinning gray hair, old man moles, and some random stray hairs tickling the inside of his nose were to replace Edward on the front cover, half of the audience would be gone. The other half would be there to mock it. But the thing is, Edward is not that different. He spends most of the movie gawking at some chick. And the whole movie is them staring back and forth at eachother and saying how great the other one is and how unique they are and blah, blah, blah. If I really wanted to watch that, I could just find the newest couple at my school. And it's free.

By the way: Anna loses 20 points for playing that pen. I never thought I could think ripping off my toenails with a dull codfish could be more enjoyable than anything. But apparently it can.