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Sunday, December 14, 2008

Day 6: Why?

The word "Pasts." Make sure you say the word aloud to understand my point. "Pasts. Pasts. Pasts." What and awful word. The sound just makes me cringe. "Pasts." Some words in the english language don't make much sense. So this word loses 5 points for just being annoying. No one likes you, and you should go hide somewhere and let another word replace you. And any other word that ends with -sts or -fts. It's just a nuisance.

Words that shoud dissapear.
-Insists
-Pasts
-Cysts
-Lists
-Mists
-Twists
-Assists
-Consists
...etc.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Day 5: There is a light at the end of the dark tunnel...

Cry, the Beloved Country is almost over. Hallelujah.

Today Leah loses a point for thinking she could use her book on a multiple choice test. Sad Day!!!

The test just fails... come on, you never told us to read the copywright.

Thank you for setting us up to fail.

Third Period Test Scores: Fail.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Day 4: It's Getting Heated

Starting off today with the topic of our beloved teacher, Havig. Who today lost a point for forgetting to bring our movie to class, but she recovered later in the day by delaying the class exam until the date of December tenth, or tomorrow. So she stays at her same score.

The DMV Fails at life because of their poor services. No questions asked.

I thought Michael deserved some sort of point because of the fact that he doesn't quite understand what we're doing. So here's to you, Michael with the total of: .087564923 points.

And Lastly... The Beatles who gets the points of 100,000 because they are awesome at life.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Day 3: 12/8/08

Today I thought I would talk a little bit about Anthony. And his discussion about "read." I found this topic most interesting because of the fact that he didn't understand why it mattered which way you said it. Read (present tense) or Read (past tense. pronounced "red") It does matter based on the face of people wondering your intelligence level. I.E. "Tomorrow I will read the newspaper." It doesn't make much sense to pronounce it "red" and people will probably give you some awkward looks, and then correct you.

So I conclude. Anthony you are now on the chart, but in a negative way. You have -1 points. Congradulations.

Anthony: -1

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Day 2: Getting Ahead

Yesterday it was Havig who saved the day by retrieving a writing utensil (that of ink nature) and for that will receive an added point, putting her at a total of 2.

Anna does not know the english language and was consistantly certain that 'vagabond' was spelled with an 'e', therefore, losing a point. She has now dropped to One pity point.

And that is all we have for now. Go Team!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Day 1: The Beginning. 12/2/08

Anna: II
Havig: I
The World: FAIL
Emily G: III
Potato Drawer: WIN
Danni: III
Brian: EPIC FAIL (poisoning the class with two week old cookies... pity)
Jenna: II
Family Circus: EPIC FAIL*EPIC FAIL (EPIC FAIL squared)

*So as you can see by the list, the current status is that Emily G and Danni are currently tied as the winners. Not shoving that in anyone's face or anything... Good day.