Sickness.

Jenna earned FAIL points for the following reasons:

- not going to school today.
- coming down with a one-hundred-and-two degree fever.
- sleeping until five o'clock ... p.m.
- having to reschedule her running start test.
- missing yoga in weight training! >.< what a bummer.

for those who can't count ...
that's 5 FAIL Points for Jenna.

being sick sucks.

Stupid Girls: Part II

A beautiful thing happened in HEII today. A lady (Who's name I will not use out of pure embarrassment) was sent out into the hall today by an epic teacher. I have never seen Ms. Havig send someone out, and it was all because the girl was annoying her. AWESOME!!! I tried so hard not to laugh, keeping it all inside. The girl definately deserved it, just read my previous blog about stupid girls...

Peas Were Not Meant To Play Basketball.

Small towns.
College sports.
College sports mascots.
Lame college sports half-time entertainment involving the mascots.
Lintel Festival.
Ms. Having's story telling skills.
A class full of easily amused sophomores.

Add it all up ...
and you've got Win Points, x4894839483

Oh, and the Burrito Bomber needs some lovin', too.
"Burrito!!!!!
...
Nooooooooo!!!!!!!"


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Things under-appreciated

Number 1: The piano. I just recently watched "The Pianist" with Adrian Brody. It's a fantastic movie, and depressing. But the music in it was so fantastic. It has you enter a world of mystery and creativity. I find the piano way more entertaining than someone talking about how they mugged that hoe on the corner, and then raped her, cause he had nothing better to do. But then again, that's just me.

Number 2: Brains. I don't understand why we don't advertise this instead of some computer-modified chick who was pretty enough to begin with. When someone says something to me, that intrigues me into a conversation, I find that way more appealing than someone who is just "hot." I will eventually get bored with that "hot" person.

Number 3: Humor. America's view on humor is very crude and awkward. People call me a "bitch" because they believe it's funny. And when I don't laugh, they only say "I'm just joking." That offends me just like going up to a person and saying "your fat, but not really, only slightly." We make racist jokes today and I think people only do that as improvising, because it's not politically acceptable to be racist. I think these jokes are disgusting. Jokes today don't have very much thought process. Git 'er dun!

Number 4: Theatre: I just love going to Battle Ground to practice for drama. Every time we go the dance or cheer team is there. And they come into our space and turn their music on full blast. It really annoys me, it goes with the whole disrespect thing.

Number 5: Apologies. They are the most difficult thing to do. Admitting you were wrong. So people decide not to do them. Which leads to more friend-drama and a lot more fights. Also, when a person bumps into you, and doesn't have the decency to say "excuse me."

Number 6: Water. It is the best thing on earth. The thing that made Earth. But surprisingly a lot of people don't particularly like it. Well without it you die, so if you need something, why not also enjoy it?

Number 7: School. Without it you are stupid. And you get to meet people.

Number 8: The period It ends a sentence Without it your sentences would run on forever and it would be hard to know when to stop And it is a lot harder to read

Number 9: Our bodies. We just kind of use them. I personally don't really think about what I put into it. In fact, I just started excercising. I treat my body pretty horribly.

Number 10: History. It made you who you are today. Allows you a lot of priveledges, and most people say history is useless. If we didn't have history, a lot would repeat. And we'd most likely be gone.

They Travel In Packs Of Two Or Three

Oh wow. Stupid girls. The most entertaining and pathetic thing to view. Don't you just love sitting in Honors English, listening to everone's interesting views and opinions on something you read, and that blonde hollister perfume infested chick in the corner opens her mouth, and all that escapes are words like "cosmo" and "the O.C.?" I know some of the things that I say in class are a little "Out there" but come on! Can't you have any other reference besides that cute football quarterback, or chick flick you just saw, or horoscope you read in a magazine, or how you like Hanna Montana? It's really pathetic, too pathetic for me to have pity on you. You may have friends now, but when your old and wrinkly, scratch that, all botoxed up, you won't still have those high-school BFF's. You'll have that fat, bald husband who spends his time at work, or watching the game. You will have four places to go to: your house, the grocery store, the gym, or your son's football game. You will have no opinion of your own. Have a good life.

I apologize for my lack of blogging.

King Arther

INCEST WAVE FTW.
That's all for now.